It pisses me off how all these women are in denial about getting older.  All these “age-reversing” beauty products ?!  Come the fuck on.  Logically, the more chemicals you put on your face, the more damage it’s gonna cause.   Ok so i don’t really know that as in like nobody’s ever told me that but thinking logically, that makes sense.  If you abruptly terminate the use of such products,  you’ll start to look older than you were supposed to faster than you can say “a duhhhhhh” 

My mother.  My grandmother.  My aunts.  They spend so much fucking money on such face creams.  The secret of a youthful glow ?  EXERCISE LAZY BITCHES !!!  No really.  Not only is it good for your FAT, but the more you train your body to feel young and able, the more young and able you’re gonna look!  I’m just sick of it.

DISCLAIMER: I really dont know if my claims are valid.  Maybe these creams do work.  Maybe theyre completely safe.  Not for me, though.  Im all natural, baby.