…I dont think ass sex is very nice. Not that I’ve ever tried it, but not only is it gross, it also looks very unpleasant. I mean like you know how it’s like to try and squeeze giant turd outta yer anus. Now if yer trynna ram it in there… Thass just against the laws of nature, man. I mean I guess it depends on the penis ? If yer bangin an Asian it’ll just be like inserting a suppository, dont even sweat it.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming…

I don’t fucking like you. Quit fucking trying. Yer fucking ugly. Yer naaaaaasty, as a matter of fact. Leave me the fuck alone. Don’t make me feel bad about it, cuz no matter how hard you try to turn this on me, the fact of the matter is that you suck as a person, thass why nobody likes you. You always have yer way of ruinin everythaaaang. & just in case yer wonderin, YES THIS IS ABOUT YOU FEEL FREE TO BLOW IT OUTTA PROPORTION.

NEXT!

Chyessssss I haf “plans” para Lunes, ooh excitinnggg [;

On to serious business…

HE WORE MY BELT. THE BELT. Henceforth, I WIIIIIIIN !!!!

So I have this insane idea that i deserve to be (DRUMROLL PLEEEEASE)…”LOVED”… *gasp!* =O i kno huh… Crazzyyyy. That I could possibly brighten someone’s day, that i deserve to be reminded every once in a while that i’m you know SPECIAL rather than a nuisance. It’d be nice if it wasnt “like whatevers” when I’m upset. I just wish I didnt want this from a guy whose “Baby” is his pipe.