Oh the irony.

I was always the foremost opponent of drinking coffee. I work at Coffee Bean.

I’m idealistically a romantic person. But now I think I probably won’t marry for love.

Now I ain’t sayin I’m a golddigger, but I ain’t gettin with no brokeass either!

I know the importance of financial security. I don’t wanna live from paycheck to paycheck. I wanna be able to buy everything I fucking want!!!

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I know I’m going to be a successful individual. But if my husband doesn’t make more money than I do, its just not gonna work out. I ain’t ever lending a man any money! Cus that basically means he’s not paying back. Guys are like that. They take advantage of girls like that. Well I ain’t fallin for it.

Trust me, honey. The best thing a woman can do for herself is to marry a man with lots and lots of money.